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Elenaisms

 

1.Elena: “momma I can’t stop “a-bless-you”ing (sneezing)

2.Elena: “Mom, did you know that your butt is really big? Mine isn’t big, I’m just a little girl and you’re really big.”

3.Elena: “Momma, is the baby in your belly asleep?”
     Me: “I don’t know hunny, I can’t see him.”
     Elena: “well he’s not crying so he must be sleeping.”

4. Elena: “Look, it’s my belly button!”
     Me: “Don’t push it, it’s your self distruct button.”
     Elena: “Daddy…look at my belly button…but don’t touch it…or I’ll blow up”

 
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Posted by on May 4, 2011 in Elena-isms

 

Kids + Sun= Happy

Here is a picture that Elena drew of me. I’m the red giant with a little green baby in my belly.

 

First 60 degree day!

 

Hamming it up for Daddy!

 

Playing the the empty laundry baskets laying on the floor of the living room.

 

Bean showing her silly face. =)

 

I sat down and counted it out…I have 12 weeks left…12! That’s not nearly enough time! I always feel like pregnancy takes forever and you just drudge through it til you get this beautiful baby to make it all worth it. But this time around, I blinked and now I’m 7 month pregnant and freaking out, because I have nothing ready. The crib is still in pieces laying up against my living room wall, all of the baby boy clothes we have are in boxes somewhere in our garage that we haven’t gotten to yet. And I haven’t even tried to attempt to teach Andrew potty training. This is going to be tough. I can just feel it!  And God bless him, but my poor husband, after I get to be with him and the kids for 6 full wonderful weeks off from work, he’ll be here with all three of them by himself! I think we’ll have to borrow some grandparents from time to time til we get a little routine down so that he doesn’t go running out the door, completely insane!

I’m so happy with where life has decided to take us. We have a wonderful family. A great house. An awesome beginnning to make our own traditions and it’s all starting so soon!  Elena is really getting into coloring, and writing. She’s so into it, that she decided to display her name over and over again (letters not in the right order, but close enough) all over her wall of her joint bedroom with Andrew. I felt bad having to tell her that this was not something that we do, that paper is the only place we write because she was sooo proud of her work! And believe it or not, she’s amazing at the water works on demand! That girl could cry her way out of anything. It’s insane! I’ve never seen someone who could turn on the waterworks like her, and I mean like big gigantic crocodile tears! haha. Gotta love her.

And Mr. Andrew is getting to be such a little man! I can’t believe how clever he is, or that he knows so much for being so little. He still doesn’t want to talk English yet, which is fine because I imagine Andrew-ise is a lot more fun for him because no one knows what he is saying. It just gets hard when you know he’s trying to tell you something that he thinks is important and he can’t get it out! He lays on the floor and pouts and it’s hard because as a parent, you want to help in anyway you can to see that little smile come out, but if you can’t understand, ” jdklfajieuivnbrjna”, it makes for a difficult time. I guess that’s how it is when you go to another country, so it’s like have the UN debates in my house constantly, if you can imagine. Just without the translators!

Well I did what I came here to do, and that was to provide you with pictures of kids, a little bit about life around here. And to clear my head about everything that is soon to happen.

Oh! And did I mention…I’m having a bit of a freak out about turning 25? I can’t believe it. I’ll be twenty five this time next week. Where did the time go! I know 25 might not be that big of a deal to most people. But I just feel like a lot has happened in these twenty five years. I’ll have three kids, a house, and I own my car now. I feel very adult. Plus I started to cut out COUPONS! I have officially become a mother. HAHA

 

 
 

Elenaisms of the day

(dan mowing the yard)
Elena: Look!! Look! Look! Daddy is vaccuming the yard!!!

(driving in the car to garage sales)
Me: Hey Bean? What do you want to go shopping for?
Elena: Boys, hahahahahhahah

Elena: Daddy? Where does the sun go?
Dan: It goes to bed at night just like you.
Elena: Why?
Dan: Well because it has to sleep too!
Elena: Why?
…you can only imagine how long this went on…

 
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Posted by on June 29, 2010 in Elena-isms

 

Elenaisms

Elena: Daddy you’re my best friend!

Elena: Mommy I have hair on my eyes…where’d it come from?

Elena: EWW! Baby smells like poop. Mommy change his butt!

Elena: You stole my nose!!!! I can’t smell anymore!!! Oh…it’s still there.

Elena: Mommy I farted! hahaha (said to me in church)

Elena: I’m a pretty pretty princess! Look at me look at me!

Elena: Mommy did you know you have little boobs… (thanks beanie)

 
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Posted by on June 11, 2010 in Elena-isms

 

Elenaism for the day

“Dan, she was crying like I was trying to kill her or something. All over just wearing a dress!” (me)
” (in a sobbing voice)mommy don’t talk about it no more.”(bean)
“I’m sorry bean, do you want to put your shoes on for church?” (me)
“WHAT???”(bean)
” you heard me, please come put your shoes on” (me)
” okay okay okay” (bean)

 
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Posted by on March 22, 2010 in Elena-isms

 

Elenaisms

1.

Bean- Mommy, i color you on my wall.

Me- you colored your wall? hunny you’re not supposed to color the wall with crayons! Elena that was bad, sweetheart.

Bean- I color you when you go to work.

Me- I’m going to work in that picture?

Bean- no, i miss you at work. so i color you.

Me- “almost cried”

2.

Bean-Mommy baby is so silly. He darted (farted)

Me- haha, well was it gross?

Bean- yay, baby smells now.

3.

Bean- I love you my daddy

Mr craig- I love you too bean

Bean- *farts* hahaha, i darted.

 
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Posted by on February 21, 2010 in Elena-isms

 

Elenaism for the day

Bean- I’m a swimming princess!

Me- *looks at dan* Swimming princess?

Dan- Ariel from the little mermaid

Me- OH! Swimming princess! Do you like her? Is she cool?

Bean- Yeah, I like her. She’s a fish.

Me- She’s a fish?

Bean- yeah, awesome. *runs away laughing and then puts her arms out and starts singing like ariel on the rock scene*

Number 2

Bean- Mommy, I stink! I need bubbles

Me- You want a bath?

Bean- Yeah…fine…um…I want bubble shower. No wash hair though.

Me-*giggles*

 
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Posted by on February 16, 2010 in Elena-isms

 

Elenaism for the day

(bean) WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!?! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!?!? (experiencing her first wedgie)

(Me) hunny what’s wrong?

(bean) *picks wedgie out of butt* Oh! I okay. I fix it.

(me) *UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER*

 
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Posted by on January 29, 2010 in Elena-isms

 

Just a few moments with Elena

  •  ”Mommy, whatcha doin, mommy?
    me- I’m cleaning.  What are you doing hunny?
    bean- I’m swimming on the beach. Count with me, one, two three, four, cinco!
  • me- (giving andrew a bath) oh baby has fuzzies inbetween his toes, should we wash baby’s toes?
    bean- oh i clean it! I clean it!!! ( she cleaned between his little toes with her fingers, and tickled him. He laughed so hard he peed! haha)
  • mommy, i love you. you’re cute.( big squishy kiss and then she sneezed on my face.)
  • (elena sitting on her training potty) ONE! TWO! THHHHHHHHRRRREEEEEE! (she counts really loud when she’s trying to go…haha)
  • Whenever elena gets in trouble or is sad, she will only meow like a cat. hahah
 
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Posted by on January 10, 2010 in Elena-isms, Proud momma moment

 

Elena-ism for the day

me – how old are you?

bean- I’m two, three, four, five ,six, UNO!!!!!!!

what a nut!

 
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Posted by on January 4, 2010 in Elena-isms

 
 
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